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<i>This is the house
where Devi Vishwakumar lost her virginity.</i>

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<i>This is the outfit she wore.</i>

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<i>This is the dinner she ate.</i>

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<i>The point is
that after wanting to do it forever,</i>

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<i>Devi had finally had sex, and it was...</i>

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<i>Oh hell, they seem awkward.</i>

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Well, we did it.

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Yep.

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We had sex.

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Mm-hmm.

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You were inside of me.

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I was.

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Ben Gross was inside of me.

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It's weird that you're talking about me
in the third person while I'm here.

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Um, sorry. Sorry.

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So...

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- So...
- Mmm.

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<i>Ben, say something nice.</i>

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<i>Something supportive.</i>

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Um...

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<i>Anything.</i>

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I... I guess if there's nothing else,
I should hit the hay.

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Can I call you an Uber?

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Oh.

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No, I'm good. But, yeah, I should bounce.

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<i>Hit the hay?</i>

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<i>Hit the freaking hay?</i>

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<i>Ben, to quote the title
of my own bestselling memoir,</i>

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<i>you cannot be serious.</i>

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Okay, well, uh...

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...catch you on the flippity flip.

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<i>Well, my friends,
welcome to the shit show.</i>

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You had sex with Ben Gross?

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- Yes.
- How was it?

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Okay, I think.

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- Did you have an orgasm?
- No.

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- Did he?
- I think so.

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- How many positions did you do?
- One.

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- How many were we supposed to do?
- I think like four to five.

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They definitely do four to five
on <i>Euphoria.</i>

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Do you think Ben wanted
to have <i>Euphoria </i>sex?

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I mean, who doesn't?

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How was I supposed to know that?

44
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Guys, I think I'm bad at sex.

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I had no idea
what to do with my legs or arms.

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I was like the inflatable balloon man
at a tire store.

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You should have seen
the look on Ben's face afterwards.

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He was clearly embarrassed for me.

49
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Well, what's the deal with you two now?
Like, are you together?

50
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Yeah. Do you love him?

51
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Love him? Of course not.
I only love my family and Michelle Obama.

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But I do like him.

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Like, really, really like him.

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Then you need to text him.

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<i>Meanwhile, across the Valley,
Ben was dealing with his stress</i>

56
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<i>by burning out his quads
with some hardcore leg curls.</i>

57
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<i>Hey, my coworker wanted
to say hi.</i>

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<i>Ugh. This girl.</i>

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<i>Save me!</i>

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<i>All right, Margot,
that was kind of cute,</i>

61
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<i>but you're still not Devi.</i>

62
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Oh my God. Are... Are you Dwight Howard?

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- Hey there.
- Wow.

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Mr. Howard, I'm like the hugest NBA fan.

65
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You know,
I actually play a little ball myself.

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Not professionally,
or, like, on any team, but, uh...

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Mostly in my driveway.

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Well, I can't take pictures right now,
but, uh, have a good day.

69
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No, look, I get it.

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I know you're a busy celebrity,

71
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but I'm glad
that I met you here today, because, um...

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Uh... Because...
Well, because, um...

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Hey, little dude,
it's gonna be okay.

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Kids get bullied all the time
in middle school.

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What? Middle school?

76
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I'm 17.

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What? I'm sorry, my bad.

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What's up? Talk to me.

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It's just last night,

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I had sex with someone
I really care about for the first time,

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and it was... really bad.

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Whoa, I don't wanna talk
to a random teenager about sex.

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That's kinda like
one of the rules I have for myself.

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Okay, it's just that after we were done,
she didn't say anything.

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Like, it was so clear
that she thought it sucked. She...

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She got up and sprinted out.

87
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Damn. That's messed up.

88
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But do you have any friends
or someone you could talk to about this?

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No, I don't have any friends.

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Okay, I think I got it.
How does this sound?

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"Hey, lover,

92
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wanna skeet up to the Cheesecake Fac
and split an egg roll sampler?" Hmm?

93
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Ow! Fab, what the hell?

94
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Oh my God, I'm so sorry.

95
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That text was just so lame.
It was a reflex.

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Yeah, babe, you seem a little thirsty.

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No "lover," no exclamation points,
no sit-down restaurants.

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Pretend you're Kristen Stewart.
What would she text?

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Hmm. Okay.

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I'm Kristen Stewart. I'm cool as hell.

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My hair is always half-swept over my head.

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I wear shorts to the Oscars.

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Texts just fall out of me.

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"Hey. Wanna meet up later at Starbucks?"

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That was perfection.

106
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You have never been sexier.

107
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Thank you. And I like my hair like this.

108
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And that's when I realized
love is a verb, not just a noun.

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Yes. Wow, that is so wise.

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And thank you
for letting me confide in you.

111
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I guess this makes us
friends for life, huh?

112
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No.

113
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Oh my God, it's her. She texted.

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"Hey. Wanna meet up later at Starbucks?"

115
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No, she put a period after "hey."

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That's not good, bro.

117
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Really?

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"Hey."

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Oh my God, you're right.
It's a lead-up to bad news.

120
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And she's taking you to Starbucks.
She's trying to get out of there fast.

121
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I'm gonna level with you.
I don't really think she's into you.

122
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You should try to find somebody

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who's not gonna have
your head spinning like this.

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A relationship should be easy,
and you should feel confident.

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Yeah, I... I guess.

126
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I'm sorry. You know what?
Just to make you feel better,

127
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what if I got you tickets courtside
to the Lakers game?

128
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Oh, no, thanks.
I'm actually a Clippers fan.

129
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What? I gotta go.

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What is wrong with you, dude?
You're just wasting my time.

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He texted back.

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<i>I'm actually pretty busy,
but thanks for the invite.</i>

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<i>Have a great summer.</i>

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Are you fucking kidding me?

135
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<i>♪ I wanna help you out ♪</i>

136
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Yo, yo, yo, my gods,

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it's Devi Vishwakumar,
your dopest disciple in the 91403.

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Oh good Lord, this is a prayer, Devi,
not DJ Khaled intro'ing a new song.

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Mom, this is just how
me and my deities do.

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Fine, fine, continue.

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Okay.

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First, I'd like to thank you
for taking care of my dad

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and making sure
he has ESPN on repeat up in heaven.

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It means a lot to us.

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Also, if you have the time
to please bless my college application,

146
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that would be awesome.

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That is<i> the </i>most important thing.

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Devi, pray that Dr. Keyes
is willing to write your recommendation.

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I'm on it, Mom. Why do you think
I'm dressed like a nun today?

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I'm gonna ask her first thing in AP Lit.

151
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Yeah, like my mom said,
a rec from Dr. Keyes would be sick.

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So obviously Princeton
is numero uno in our priorities this year,

153
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but also would love a new phone.

154
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The front of mine got cracked
when I threw it at a spider.

155
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Okay, Devi, our gods are not Santa Claus.

156
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But do you know who is?

157
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Me.

158
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Mom, are you kidding me?

159
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I can't believe you got me
a hot-ass new car,

160
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and you're gonna keep driving
the dumpy old Subaru.

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I mean, I am a pretty great daughter,
so thank you.

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The new car is mine.

163
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You get the Forester.

164
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That makes more sense.

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Well, I'm still psyched as hell.
Thanks, Mom.

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Now all I need to do is order
a vanity plate that says "Dat Ass"

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Over my dead body.

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Here you go. I love you. Mmm...

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- Have a great first day.
- Thank you.

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College is amazing, bro.

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My classes are incredible,
and the people here are awesome,

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especially my roommate, Dylan.

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<i>Oh, even his name is cool.</i>

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<i>- Dylan.</i>
- Yeah.

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<i>I'd so buy drugs from him.</i>

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Yo, I'm so happy for you, man.

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<i>Yeah, coming to ASU
was such a great decision.</i>

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Not that staying in Sherman Oaks

179
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and doing senior year over again
isn't also great too.

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Oh, no offense taken. I'm in, like,
a really good place right now.

181
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Eleanor and I are like the it couple.

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- It's pretty high prof.
<i>- Cool.</i>

183
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- So what else is going on?
<i>- Uh...</i>

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Like I said, uh, dating Eleanor.

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<i>Um... Oh!</i>

186
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<i>They started selling Go-Gurts
in the cafeteria.</i>

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Cool.

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Oh, uh, gotta go.

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<i>Good luck on the second first day
of senior year.</i>

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- All right, see you later, man.
- Are you serious? That blows.

191
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Yo, Jackson. Who you talking to?

192
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It's, uh, Paxton.

193
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Your friend's name is Paxton?

194
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Shit, that rhymes with your name.

195
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No, I... I'm...

196
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It's just a friend from home.

197
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- What are you guys up to?
- It sucks, bro.

198
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The rager in my room is a no-go.
My roommate has mono.

199
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Dude, that sucks.
Told you he was a pussy for getting mono.

200
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We could do it here.
I mean, I'd be cool with that.

201
00:08:52,448 --> 00:08:54,283
I used to party a lot in high school.

202
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I was, like, constantly getting invited
to parties and stuff, so...

203
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Yeah, okay.
Sure you were. But all right.

204
00:09:00,164 --> 00:09:03,501
- We can put the keg on your bed.
- Damn, bro, that's cold.

205
00:09:06,587 --> 00:09:10,007
Well, we're finally seniors, and honestly,
I think we're doing pretty great.

206
00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:12,176
You're right. We've all had sex,

207
00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:16,472
which freshman year, Fabiola calculated
was statistically impossible.

208
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And you guys
are both in two great relationships.

209
00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:21,018
Fab's even dating a college kid.

210
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Addison and I already went on a date
at the USC dining hall.

211
00:09:23,771 --> 00:09:25,982
We split fajitas and a Belgian waffle.

212
00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:29,735
Huh. Well, now that I've done the deed,
I can focus on what's important.

213
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Getting into Princeton

214
00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:32,905
and getting Timothée Chalamet
to follow me on Insta.

215
00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:35,866
And I am so excited to recruit new kids
for the robotics team.

216
00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:38,995
Eric says there's a big crop of nerds
coming from the middle school,

217
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which is huge for us.

218
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Huh. Well, all in all,

219
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I think we've really grown into being
the poised, fearless women

220
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we always dreamed we'd be.

221
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Oh, shit, there's Ben. Hide me.

222
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He's gone.

223
00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:55,761
Dude, you gotta talk to him at some point.

224
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And I will,

225
00:09:57,221 --> 00:10:00,391
at our 20th high school reunion when
I show up with my smoking hot husband.

226
00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:03,036
Whatever actor's playing
the most current Spider-Man.

227
00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:06,063
- Mmm.
- Ew. Why does it reek of weed?

228
00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:08,566
Yo, that's stupid, bro.

229
00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:11,027
Whoa, the Hot Pocket
looks different this year.

230
00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:14,739
<i>This year, the Hot Pocket
was more like the High Pocket.</i>

231
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:18,618
<i>Last year, the popular boys
were harmless jocks.</i>

232
00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,953
<i>Now it was burnouts and bad boys,</i>

233
00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:24,332
<i>and the baddest of them all
was Ethan Morales.</i>

234
00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:26,751
<i>He was known
for holding court in the parking lot</i>

235
00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:30,254
<i>where he did property-damaging
skateboard tricks</i>

236
00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:32,131
<i>and occasionally day drank.</i>

237
00:10:32,214 --> 00:10:35,009
Holy shit, did Ethan get smoking hot
over the summer?

238
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He grew like two feet.

239
00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:41,307
Yeah. When did his torso get so claw-able?

240
00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:43,601
What's up? Whose torso is claw-able?

241
00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:46,270
Uh, mine. Because I have a rash.

242
00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:48,606
I'm sorry, babe, that sounds really gross.

243
00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:50,691
What you up to?
Wanna go make out by the bleachers?

244
00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:53,152
Maybe not second base.
'Cause I don't wanna catch your rash.

245
00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:55,154
I'd love to, but I'm so busy.

246
00:10:55,237 --> 00:10:57,865
I have my meeting with Ms. Warner,
the college counselor,

247
00:10:57,948 --> 00:10:59,950
and we start rehearsals
for the fall musical,

248
00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:01,661
a stage adaptation of <i>Dune</i>.

249
00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:04,121
- What's your schedule like?
- Uh...

250
00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:06,082
Yeah, I'm super busy too,

251
00:11:06,582 --> 00:11:07,458
with classes.

252
00:11:07,541 --> 00:11:10,127
Oh, what are you taking?
We're all in BC Calc and AP Lit.

253
00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:13,964
Oh, I wanted to take those classes,
but they just sounded too easy for me,

254
00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:16,092
so I'm in BP Frigonometry.

255
00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:17,218
What?

256
00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:20,096
I gotta jet. But I'll see you
fellow eggheads in study hall later.

257
00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:27,770
<i>And there she was,
Dr. Mary Jean Keyes,</i>

258
00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:29,689
<i>a legend at Sherman Oaks High</i>

259
00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:33,150
<i>for writing the most incredible
college recommendations.</i>

260
00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:36,404
<i>But due to Dr. Keyes's
crippling arthritis,</i>

261
00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:39,031
<i>she only wrote two recommendations a year.</i>

262
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,992
<i>She was also extremely conservative,</i>

263
00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:45,579
<i>and believed that teenagers should adhere
to the rules of propriety</i>

264
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,331
<i>from the Victorian era.</i>

265
00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:49,249
Outrageous.

266
00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:53,087
<i>Devi was determined
to grab one of those recs,</i>

267
00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:56,382
<i>so she walked her knee-length kilt
right over to that desk.</i>

268
00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,217
Good morning, Dr. Keyes.

269
00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:01,762
I just wanted to say
how excited I am for AP Lit this year.

270
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:04,849
Well, I'll warn you,
we don't use tablets in my class.

271
00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:08,018
We read the old-fashioned way
from dusty books that make you sneeze.

272
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:09,937
I'd take a Claritin if I were you.

273
00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:11,814
Oh, I'm looking forward to it.

274
00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:16,861
This might be old-fashioned of me,
but I just wanted to give you these.

275
00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:21,532
Harry and David pears?
How wonderful.

276
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:25,286
Devi, this really is an elegant gift.

277
00:12:25,369 --> 00:12:29,749
And if I may, I am so pleased
to see a young girl this day and age

278
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:32,918
not dressed like a pinup poster
in a prison cell.

279
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:33,878
Of course.

280
00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:35,921
The only person
that needs to see my midriff

281
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:38,257
is my future husband
or my gastroenterologist.

282
00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:44,638
I do hope that you would consider me
for one of your legendary recommendations.

283
00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:46,599
Oh, that remains to be seen,

284
00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:50,436
but I can tell already
you're on the right track.

285
00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:54,857
<i>After the triumph
with Dr. Keyes,</i>

286
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,984
<i>Devi felt like she was on a roll,</i>

287
00:12:57,067 --> 00:13:00,446
<i>and so she decided to do
the mature thing and talk to Ben.</i>

288
00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:04,992
<i>Sometimes, when things don't go your way,
you can still be graceful and learn.</i>

289
00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:07,995
<i>Like when I lost to Björn Borg
at Wimbledon in 1980.</i>

290
00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:10,372
<i>It wasn't how I wanted it to work out.</i>

291
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,833
<i>But what can I say? I still love the guy.</i>

292
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:14,919
<i>And that's how Devi felt.</i>

293
00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:16,962
<i>She and Ben would get past...</i>

294
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,464
<i>...this.</i>

295
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:20,841
<i>What the actual F?</i>

296
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,259
<i>Ben was with Margot?</i>

297
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:25,638
<i>This is not like me and Björn Borg at all.</i>

298
00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:27,240
<i>The balls on this guy.</i>

299
00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:28,704
Devi, wait.

300
00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:30,893
What the hell? You're with Margot?

301
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:32,269
I<i>...</i>

302
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:33,521
Yes, I am.

303
00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:35,940
I cannot believe you.

304
00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:39,693
You ignored me all summer,
after you took my virginity.

305
00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:42,905
And now you come to school flaunting
your new girlfriend right in my face?

306
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,490
I assumed it was a one-time thing,

307
00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:47,385
especially because of the way
you bolted out of my room right afterward.

308
00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:48,409
I didn't bolt.

309
00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,746
Yes, you did, and you did finger guns.

310
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,082
Yeah, only after you said
you'd call me an Uber?

311
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:56,252
I said that because you weren't saying
anything and you looked uncomfortable.

312
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:57,837
Whatever. I texted you.

313
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:01,590
But apparently, one pretty mediocre bang
was all you wanted from me

314
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,384
before you moved on to the next warm body.

315
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:04,593
What'd you just call me?

316
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,317
I'm sorry. We're in the middle
of a private conversation.

317
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:10,683
It doesn't sound private.
You're screaming at my boyfriend.

318
00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:14,979
<i>Hearing the word "boyfriend,"
and how official it made them sound</i>

319
00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:17,439
<i>was like a dagger in Devi's heart.</i>

320
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,985
<i>And when Devi was hurt,
she did not always make smart choices.</i>

321
00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:24,489
Yeah, you should know that Ben and I
had sex before you guys got together,

322
00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,073
so you might wanna dump his ass.

323
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:29,994
Actually, he did tell me that,
and I'm not sure why I should care.

324
00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:33,247
I... I think this is escalating
in an unnecessarily public way.

325
00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:36,709
Also, I think it's pretty clear which
warm body he wanted, and it wasn't yours.

326
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:39,628
Great. Yeah, couldn't be happier for you.

327
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:43,340
You know what? I hope you have a nice life
riding Ben Gross's circumcised dick.

328
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:47,595
Yeah, that's right, people,
I've seen it up close and personal.

329
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:52,892
Oh my God! Dr. Keyes!

330
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:56,020
Dude, Devi just killed that old lady.

331
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,731
Great. Are you happy now?
Look what you did.

332
00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:00,274
Me? I should kick your ass!

333
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:04,528
Miss Vishwakumar, Miss Ramos,
to my office now.

334
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,574
And someone get the nurse for Dr. Keyes.

335
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,327
Just so I'm completely clear on this,

336
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:14,872
you two are threatening
to beat each other up over Ben Gross?

337
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:16,081
- Yes.
- That's right.

338
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,710
Yeah, there's only one Ben Gross
in this school.

339
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:24,131
Okay, look, Sherman Oaks High
has a zero-tolerance policy

340
00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:26,091
against violence or threats of violence.

341
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:28,928
Margot, you need to apologize
to Devi immediately.

342
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,597
Can't I just get detention,
or, like, clean some toilets?

343
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,140
I'll literally do anything else.

344
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:35,392
Look, I know how annoying Devi can be.

345
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:38,270
Lord knows I've had to bite my tongue
over the years.

346
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:40,439
- Uh... What?
- Just say you're sorry.

347
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,107
Fine.

348
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:44,318
Even though you acted like a skank,

349
00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:46,695
it was not cool
to threaten to kick your ass.

350
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,489
Which I could've done easily.

351
00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:50,324
Okay, wonderful. You're dismissed.

352
00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:52,534
Whoa, that's it? That was mostly insults.

353
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,618
Devi, go to class.

354
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,208
Cool brochures. What are they for?

355
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:00,751
One of those disciplinary bootcamps

356
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:03,587
that throws you in a van
in the middle of the night? Been there.

357
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,756
No, silly, Ms. Warner gave them to me.

358
00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:08,884
They're info
on all the best acting conservatories.

359
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:12,262
Whoa, El, this one's from the Royal
Academy of Dramatic Art in London.

360
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:15,099
You could be one of those
topless ladies on <i>Bridgerton</i>.

361
00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:18,602
Damn, Trent, looks like
she's gonna wanna upgrade soon.

362
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:21,814
No, I won't.

363
00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:24,566
If I move to London,
and you and I are still together,

364
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:25,734
you can come with me.

365
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,070
What do you mean<i> if </i>we're still together?

366
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,279
You know what I mean.

367
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:32,157
That's, like, a year away.
Who knows what could happen?

368
00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:37,871
Robotics is the future.

369
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:40,457
It's where coding meets innovation,
and it's fun.

370
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:45,337
We are so proud of the friendships
that we've made, both human and droid.

371
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:48,757
<i>Robotics team is

372
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,010
- Oh.
- This is such a great turnout.

373
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,594
What a diverse group of...

374
00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:55,014
...boys.

375
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:56,557
All boys.

376
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,810
Let's cut to the chase.
We are the rock stars of the school.

377
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:01,520
We bring machines to life.

378
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:03,731
Robotics is not for the weak of heart.

379
00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:06,774
- What if we have medically weak hearts?
- Oh, I was speaking figuratively.

380
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,235
Many of us have heart issues.

381
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:12,156
So please enjoy the refreshments
and learning about our awesomeness.

382
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:17,036
Eric, everyone who showed up is a guy.
Isn't that kinda weird?

383
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:20,664
Well, that's probably because
statistically men are more...

384
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:23,917
Stop. I'm already offended by however
you're going to finish that sentence.

385
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:27,004
Torres, guys just tend to like this stuff
more than girls.

386
00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:30,466
That's why it's so cool you're
the only girl on the team. You're special.

387
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:34,762
<i>But Fabiola didn't feel special,
she felt weird.</i>

388
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:37,139
<i>Meanwhile, in Studio City,</i>

389
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:41,143
<i>Devi's therapist, Dr. Ryan,
had just started her long-awaited break,</i>

390
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,395
<i>enjoying the two things she liked most,</i>

391
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:46,690
<i>sweet potato fries
and the Anthropologie catalog.</i>

392
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:49,902
Ooh, this sconce is nice.

393
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:53,781
Dr. Ryan, stop everything. I need you.

394
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,158
Um, we don't have a session
for another hour,

395
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,841
and I'm right in the middle of my lunch.

396
00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:59,912
It... It couldn't wait, Doc.
Ben's dating a bitch.

397
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:03,332
O... Okay, let's get into it.

398
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:06,168
Why do you care that Ben is dating a...

399
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:08,128
girl you don't like?

400
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,964
Because Margot's horrible,
and he deserves so much better.

401
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:13,425
So I called her out in front of everyone.

402
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:16,720
Devi, you know it's okay
if you still have feelings for Ben.

403
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,639
What? That's what you got from this?

404
00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:23,477
I mean, what you two shared
was something incredibly intimate, Devi,

405
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:26,021
and then he abandoned you.

406
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,523
Uh... He didn't...

407
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:31,944
- I don't... I don't have feelings for him.
- You don't?

408
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:36,406
It's just...
I know it's so obvious and pathetic

409
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:40,035
to be that teen girl that has sex
with a guy once and gets attached<i>.</i>

410
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:43,497
You know, like, "Get over it.
He doesn't care about you."

411
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:46,458
But I'm just so...

412
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:47,626
Hurt?

413
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:49,585
Yes.

414
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,797
Oh, baby.

415
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:54,174
What is wrong with me?

416
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:57,553
What would make Ben sleep with me
and decide not to be with me?

417
00:18:57,636 --> 00:19:00,430
Hey, hey, there is nothing wrong with you.

418
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:04,935
When I look at you,
I see a smart, beautiful young lady.

419
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:09,857
And I don't mean that feminist woo-woo
"every woman is beautiful" kind of thing.

420
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,692
I mean real beauty.

421
00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:14,695
You're extraordinary, Devi.

422
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:17,656
- I am?
- You am.

423
00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:21,243
Why else would I keep seeing you?
Girl, you drive me crazy.

424
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:23,579
Thanks, Doc.

425
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:26,999
Listen, it is okay to be mad at Ben.

426
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:29,001
What he did to you was unkind.

427
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:33,964
But what you're not allowed to do
is lash out at this new girlfriend. Uh-uh.

428
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:37,050
Okay? Women always wanna take
something out on another woman

429
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:39,511
when most of the time
it's the man's fault.

430
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,722
Yeah, 'cause it's easier
to be mad at women

431
00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:43,473
'cause we know what sneaks we are.

432
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:47,394
Dr. Ryan, I know you're right,
but I'm still jealous as shit.

433
00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:50,189
You know what I think
would be more valuable?

434
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:52,858
Venting.

435
00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:53,984
Mm-hmm.

436
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:57,487
Let's write down all the mean things
you wanna say about this girl,

437
00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,156
and we can get it out your system.

438
00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:01,742
Come on. Get your notebook out.
What you got?

439
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:07,372
"Enjoy my sloppy seconds, you artsy ho."

440
00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:10,918
Uh... Okay. No, no, no, get it all out.

441
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:11,919
Hmm.

442
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:16,006
Now that you're on the path, you think
you can be a grownup about this girl?

443
00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:17,089
I do.

444
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:20,010
But it's gonna be a long list.

445
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:25,158
<i>- ♪ Girl, I wanna ♪
- ♪ Do it ♪</i>

446
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:26,409
<i>- ♪ Don't you wanna ♪
- ♪ Do it ♪</i>

447
00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:27,577
<i>- ♪ When we gonna ♪
- ♪ Do it ♪</i>

448
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:28,661
<i>- ♪ Can we ♪
- ♪ Do it... ♪</i>

449
00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:30,020
<i>At Arizona State,</i>

450
00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:33,273
<i>Paxton Hall-Yoshida
was experiencing a first.</i>

451
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:36,610
<i>Being at a drunken rager
where he felt like a loser.</i>

452
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:41,031
Dude, come on. Use a trash can, man.

453
00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:42,741
For real?

454
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,036
- Thank you.
- You having fun?

455
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,705
Kinda like the highlight
of the party for me.

456
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:51,208
What? No, I couldn't hear you.

457
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,503
Cleaning puke with you
is like the highlight of the party...

458
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,171
...for me.

459
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,799
Oh my God. Stop!

460
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:01,969
Oh, gross.

461
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:10,560
<i>We bought corn on the cob
to hide in our pants</i>

462
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:12,145
<i>so people think it's our dongs.</i>

463
00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:13,689
<i>I love high school.</i>

464
00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:26,910
Uh, hey, uh, Margot? Do you have a second?

465
00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:27,828
Actually, no.

466
00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:30,664
I'm trying to avoid psychotic bitch energy
as much as possible.

467
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:33,500
Look,
I'm really sorry about what I said.

468
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,669
It's not your fault that Ben likes you.

469
00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:39,172
I was just really hurt,
and it made me lash out.

470
00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:42,092
But that's on me, not on you.

471
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:45,095
Wow. Thanks.

472
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:46,763
I appreciate it.

473
00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:50,309
So maybe things can be cool between us?

474
00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:55,314
Yeah. I mean, I'd never, like, choose
to be friends with a huge nerd, but...

475
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:56,398
Dude.

476
00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:58,108
What the hell?

477
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,029
What's this?

478
00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:05,574
"Newsflash, Margot. Quirky eye makeup
doesn't replace a personality."

479
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:06,742
Margot, stop.

480
00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:09,745
"Ben only likes her
because she's probably a huge slut."

481
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:12,497
It was an exercise in restraint
so I could put my anger behind me.

482
00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:14,583
Yeah, well, now I'm angry.

483
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,793
You're a real asshole, you know that?

484
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:19,880
Devi, come quick.

485
00:22:19,963 --> 00:22:22,507
The new Hot Pocket
just told me Trent was shot.

486
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,008
Come on.

487
00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:27,471
Move. Move. Where is he? Who shot him?

488
00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:31,892
Cupid, the angel of love.

489
00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:38,899
Eleanor, getting held back my senior year

490
00:22:38,982 --> 00:22:42,027
was, like, the greatest thing
that's ever happened to me.

491
00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:45,113
I can't really hear you over Eric's tuba.

492
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,324
Oh, yeah, you can stop now, man.

493
00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:49,365
What was I saying?

494
00:22:49,409 --> 00:22:52,537
Uh, that being held back was
the best thing that ever happened to you.

495
00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:54,414
Oh, yeah. Thanks, Coyote Girl.

496
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:58,126
Because now I want
infinity more years together.

497
00:22:59,961 --> 00:23:02,547
Eleanor Middle Name Wong,

498
00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:04,800
will you marry me?

499
00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:07,636
No.

500
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:18,480
You humiliated me.

501
00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:22,359
That was worse than the time I got my hair
caught in the fan in Home Ec.

502
00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:24,611
What were you thinking
asking me to marry you?

503
00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:26,363
We're still kids.

504
00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:29,616
We can't make
that kind of major life decision, Trent.

505
00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:32,202
Who knows where we're gonna be in a year?

506
00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:33,453
I know where I'll be.

507
00:23:33,537 --> 00:23:36,456
Right here in Sherman Oaks,
probably dicking around.

508
00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:42,212
Ever since we started dating,
I've known you're too good for me.

509
00:23:42,295 --> 00:23:45,674
But now it just feels like
I'm trying to hold down a shooting star,

510
00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:47,175
and it's burning my hands.

511
00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:51,680
If you can't commit to me for eternity,
then I have to set you free.

512
00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:54,474
I don't wanna break up.

513
00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:57,310
It's only gonna get worse for me
the longer we wait.

514
00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:08,280
I want you to have this.

515
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:17,705
Devi.

516
00:24:18,331 --> 00:24:20,125
Hey, I... I heard what happened with Margot.

517
00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:23,488
What I wrote about her was part of
a therapeutic exercise for my therapist,

518
00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:26,798
who I plan on yelling at
and possibly suing for millions.

519
00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:30,093
Yeah, it wasn't great,
but it was my fault too.

520
00:24:31,928 --> 00:24:32,928
I'm sorry.

521
00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:36,016
- You are?
- Yeah, for ghosting you that day.

522
00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:39,186
Look, I know that I must come off
as this sophisticated...

523
00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:41,706
- ...sexually experienced stud...
- I never thought that once.

524
00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:44,900
But I didn't meet up with you that day
because...

525
00:24:45,525 --> 00:24:47,402
I was embarrassed how bad it was.

526
00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:49,988
It was my first time too.

527
00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:54,034
Whoa. Okay, that makes way more sense now.

528
00:24:54,117 --> 00:24:55,117
Yeah.

529
00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:57,412
Well, I was just bummed

530
00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:02,209
because I actually thought
we could be something more.

531
00:25:03,418 --> 00:25:04,920
Yeah, I did too.

532
00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:09,508
But the thing is, Devi, that night made me
realize that we shouldn't be together.

533
00:25:10,133 --> 00:25:13,762
What? But every teen movie says
that most people's first time sucks.

534
00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:17,140
I mean, it's not like your dick got stuck
in a pie or poison ivy or whatever.

535
00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:19,643
Hey, we've talked a lot about
my dick lately. Can we move on?

536
00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:21,311
Yup.

537
00:25:21,394 --> 00:25:23,605
Look, I think we're both
just insecure and competitive,

538
00:25:23,688 --> 00:25:25,690
and we always manage to hurt each other.

539
00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:28,568
And as my close personal friend
Dwight Howard said

540
00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:30,332
while we were hanging out the other day...

541
00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,573
...I need a girlfriend who makes me feel,

542
00:25:34,115 --> 00:25:37,994
I don't know, more, like, at ease,
or, like, happier with myself.

543
00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:41,331
I need that. You should have that too.

544
00:25:41,414 --> 00:25:42,290
I can do that.

545
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:43,458
No, you can't.

546
00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:46,586
That's why I'm staying with Margot.

547
00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:51,049
<i>Every ounce of her wanted to
fight him and convince him he was wrong,</i>

548
00:25:51,132 --> 00:25:54,970
<i>but this wasn't an argument
over a school project or Model UN.</i>

549
00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:56,721
<i>This was about love.</i>

550
00:25:57,222 --> 00:26:01,101
<i>So Devi heard herself saying something
she almost never said.</i>

551
00:26:02,894 --> 00:26:03,894
I accept that.

552
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:06,356
Okay.

553
00:26:06,439 --> 00:26:08,608
Um, well, I really do think
it's for the best.

554
00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:11,444
I'll see you tomorrow.

555
00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:17,742
<i>Senior year hadn't exactly
started out the way Devi had hoped,</i>

556
00:26:18,326 --> 00:26:20,453
<i>but at least she could crank
some sad Adele</i>

557
00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:21,997
<i>in the comfort of her new...</i>

558
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,207
<i>...car.</i>

559
00:26:24,874 --> 00:26:26,668
What the actual...

560
00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:30,088
<i>♪ Lean in
I do what I want and I won't ♪</i>

561
00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:34,884
<i>♪ Back beat I'm free
Drop a knee for you, solider ♪</i>

562
00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:37,095
<i>♪ Breathe in
I do what I want ♪</i>

563
00:26:39,097 --> 00:26:42,350
<i>♪ And I'm gonna do you ♪</i>

564
00:26:42,976 --> 00:26:45,645
<i>♪ I don't care what you say ♪</i>

565
00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:46,813
<i>♪ I don't ♪</i>

566
00:26:46,896 --> 00:26:49,566
<i>♪ I won't do what you say ♪</i>

567
00:26:49,649 --> 00:26:50,734
<i>♪ I won't ♪</i>

568
00:26:50,817 --> 00:26:53,445
<i>♪ Hey, you get out my face ♪</i>

569
00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:54,446
<i>♪ Get out ♪</i>

570
00:26:54,529 --> 00:26:58,325
<i>♪ I had enough of you ♪</i>

571
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:00,827
<i>♪ See you later ♪</i>

572
00:27:03,496 --> 00:27:04,831
<i>♪ Bye bye ♪</i>

573
00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:08,543
<i>♪ Alligator ♪</i>

574
00:27:11,254 --> 00:27:12,547
<i>♪ Don't cry ♪</i>

575
00:27:16,217 --> 00:27:17,260
<i>♪ Bye bye ♪</i>